| Kraken | |||||
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An average axe embossed with the scales of a sea serpent. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 20 | 2 24 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 22 | 2 24 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 1 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 250 | 1 | 2 % | 12 |
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| Green Hornet | |||||
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A strange axe model, once used by an aged man to smash an ogre's fishing rod in half. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 23 | 3 29 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 17 | -21 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 3 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Splitter | |||||
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A heavy, bloody axe, traditionally used to split the skulls of guests at the dinner table. | ||||
| 2 19 | 1 12 | 2 18 | -14 0 | 2 17 | 2 18 | 2 19 | 2 18 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 4 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 1 | 0 % | 30 |
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| Cleaver | |||||
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Often used to decapitate minor enemies of the Nightmare Order. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 40 | 5 45 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 54 | 5 51 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 1 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 2 % | 17 |
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| Ascia | |||||
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A double-edged axe, often used by undead gnomes to chop down possessed trees. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 49 | -55 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 43 | 4 43 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 3 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 0 % | 18 |
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| Egyptian Axe | |||||
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Stolen from a very angry ancient mummy. | ||||
| -24 0 | 3 33 | 4 41 | 4 37 | 4 36 | 4 40 | 3 31 | 4 43 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 6 % | -6 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 10 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Santa's Slay | |||||
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One of many, left over from the night Santa went crazy.... | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 7 67 | 7 71 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 6 63 | 9 89 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 2 | 4 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Razor Axe | |||||
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The closest shave your opponent will ever know. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 8 77 | -78 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 7 68 | 7 67 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 1 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 3 % | 15 |
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| Dragon Axe | |||||
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Decorated with a dragon and great for scaring children. | ||||
| 6 62 | 6 55 | 5 52 | 6 57 | 5 51 | 4 43 | -59 0 | 6 56 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 % | -3 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | Yes | B | 1 | 20 | 0 % | 24 |
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| The Hooker | |||||
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You can pick up more than just johns with this. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 10 100 | 12 116 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 9 92 | 8 82 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 5000 | 30 | 4 % | 38 |
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| Tomahawk | |||||
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Throwing an axe into enemy skulls never looked more fun. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 10 104 | 10 101 | 0 0 | 0 0 | -97 0 | 9 88 |
| 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 5000 | 30 | 2 % | 12 |
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| Stoned Axe | |||||
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Used primarily by cavemen and hippies, this old ax can still show your enemies how to 'rock and roll'. | ||||
| 7 74 | -80 0 | 8 79 | 7 66 | 7 72 | 7 73 | 6 63 | 8 78 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 4 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 30 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Shredder | |||||
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Great for shredding up turtles. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 12 119 | 12 121 | 0 0 | 0 0 | -116 0 | 13 134 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 1 % | 4 |
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| Chain Axe | |||||
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Busts up chains like nobody's business! | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 12 119 | 12 123 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 12 124 | -124 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 5 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Earthen Axe | |||||
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Use something made from the earth to return them to it. | ||||
| 8 83 | 9 93 | 10 96 | -99 0 | 8 83 | 10 103 | 10 100 | 8 78 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 8 % | -8 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 40 | 0 % | 3 |
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| Godwin's Axe | |||||
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Designed by a deranged maniac. Credit for it was later stolen by a troll named Godwin. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 15 149 | 16 158 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 15 152 | 13 131 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 10000 | 50 | 0 % | 4 |
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| The Big Cheese | |||||
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Show them who's really in charge with this. Just don't cut it. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 17 166 | -148 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 14 143 | 13 133 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | No | B | 10000 | 50 | 0 % | 8 |
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| Chainsaw | |||||
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With this chainsaw, authentically stolen from a B grade movie set, you are in for a ripping good time! | ||||
| 11 110 | 11 106 | 11 107 | -104 0 | 11 111 | 10 101 | 13 134 | 11 112 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 2 % |
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Appealing 50+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 40 |
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| Stormy Axe | |||||
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An ax filled with truly 'shocking' power. | ||||
| 12 116 | 10 101 | 9 92 | 12 119 | 11 106 | 10 101 | -126 0 | 12 124 |
| 0 % | 0 % | -5 % | 5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Average 40+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 7 |
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| Bone Gnasher | |||||
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A sturdy axe made of bone and teeth. | ||||
| 11 114 | 15 145 | 12 118 | 14 137 | -126 0 | 12 120 | 14 139 | 14 136 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 8 % | -8 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 | 10 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 60 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Old Iron Cross | |||||
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A large cross Hey-Zeus found that unsettles all who gaze upon it, and the very air around it seems to seethe with malice. | ||||
| 20 196 | 15 149 | 16 155 | -164 0 | 16 163 | 17 172 | 18 181 | 16 155 |
| 10 % | -10 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 5 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 35 |
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| Irish Tuagh | |||||
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A one-handed axe favored by the Irish. | ||||
| 15 152 | -188 0 | 17 168 | 17 172 | 16 156 | 17 171 | 17 168 | 16 160 |
| -5 % | 5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 12 |
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| Mommy's Hatch-it | |||||
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If baby demons cry too much when cutting a new tooth, mommy does her own bit of cutting with this extra-sharp 'tooth'... | ||||
| 17 172 | 15 153 | 17 169 | 19 192 | 16 157 | -163 0 | 15 153 | 18 176 |
| 5 % | -5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 | 5 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 6 |
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