| Banshee's Wig | |||||
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Rumored to be scalped from the head of a real Banshee. | ||||
| 1 11 | 1 13 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 14 | -7 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 6 % | -6 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Skull Band | |||||
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Due to complaints these are now crafted with the spikes pointed outwards. | ||||
| 1 10 | 2 19 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 5 | 1 11 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 2 % | -2 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 2 |
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| Cheater's Hat | |||||
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A hat previously owned by a murder victim, that was just a bit too dishonest. | ||||
| 1 10 | -9 0 | 1 10 | 1 7 | 1 8 | 1 7 | 1 6 | 1 11 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 1 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Cockroach Hat | |||||
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A cockroach stuffed to perfection and made into a lovely hat. | ||||
| 2 20 | 2 22 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 29 | 2 24 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 % | -4 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Wizard Cap | |||||
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Increases magic exponentially. Really! Just buy it and see. No refunds. | ||||
| 2 20 | 2 20 | 2 18 | 2 18 | -19 0 | 2 16 | 2 16 | 2 16 |
| -5 % | 5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 10 | 0 % | 12 |
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| Corsair | |||||
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Will help keep your head warm and dry on those cold, lonely nights at sea. | ||||
| 3 30 | 3 27 | 1 14 | 1 12 | 2 15 | 2 18 | -16 0 | 1 11 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 10 | 0 % | 6 |
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| DM Headphones | |||||
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Drills for those authentic screeches of pain teenagers love. | ||||
| 3 34 | 5 49 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 27 | 4 35 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Bunny Ears | |||||
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Cute bunny ears, sure to grant lots of luck! | ||||
| 3 30 | 4 37 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 42 | 4 36 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Average 40+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 3 |
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| Brain Shaker | |||||
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Slapped together by a strange junk collector. Beware of the constant surge of electricity it emits. | ||||
| -29 0 | 2 21 | 3 34 | 3 27 | 3 28 | 3 25 | 3 27 | 3 27 |
| 0 % | 0 % | -20 % | 20 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 20 | 0 % | 22 |
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| Alienwear | |||||
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Why phone home when you look so cool with these here? Guaranteed to not overheat! | ||||
| 3 26 | 3 27 | 2 23 | 3 26 | 3 28 | -32 0 | 3 28 | 3 28 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 20 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Horn Implants | |||||
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You may also be interested in the "horn club" for men. | ||||
| 5 53 | 5 48 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 41 | 5 53 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 10 % | -10 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 5000 | 30 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Clown Makeup | |||||
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Great way to scare kids! Edible nose included for the coulrophiliac in you. | ||||
| 4 36 | 6 55 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 54 | 5 50 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 5000 | 30 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Ball Gag | |||||
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Perfect for when you want some "quiet time". | ||||
| 3 30 | 5 46 | 4 35 | 4 38 | 3 33 | 4 36 | -44 0 | 3 31 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 30 | 0 % | 4 |
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| Viking Helmet | |||||
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Not actually worn by vikings, but when should history get in the way of a cool helmet? | ||||
| 7 66 | 5 53 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 51 | 8 75 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 0 % | 7 |
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| Ninja Hood | |||||
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Used by oriental assassins to conceal their identities. | ||||
| 6 61 | 6 56 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 6 63 | -65 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 0 % | 2 |
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| Minotaur Horns | |||||
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Plucked fresh from a Minotaur's skull. Buy them quick before he kills the merchant for it! | ||||
| 4 39 | 6 61 | 4 38 | -45 0 | 5 51 | 5 50 | 4 36 | 5 48 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 3 % | -3 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 40 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Flesh Balaclava | |||||
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For when your puppet needs to go undercover. Too bad they haven't fixed the smell. | ||||
| 6 59 | -73 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 8 84 | 8 79 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 10000 | 50 | 0 % | 4 |
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| Bat Wing Ears | |||||
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Guaranteed to enhance your hearing beyond sanity levels. | ||||
| 5 53 | 5 46 | 5 54 | 7 71 | 5 46 | -49 0 | 7 72 | 5 52 |
| 4 % | -4 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 8 |
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| Witch Hat | |||||
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A magical hat for any cute little spellcasters! | ||||
| 5 46 | 6 62 | 6 63 | 6 58 | 4 44 | 5 50 | -64 0 | 6 56 |
| 7 % | -7 % | 3 % | 3 % | 3 % | 3 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Appealing 50+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 3 |
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| Hockey Mask | |||||
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Great when sports or murdering needs to be done! | ||||
| 6 56 | -70 0 | 5 53 | 6 58 | 4 44 | 5 47 | 5 45 | 7 70 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 7 |
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| Vampire Fangs | |||||
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Feisty teeth with a fetish for necks. Great for a halloween LARPing. | ||||
| 5 51 | -53 0 | 6 55 | 6 58 | 7 72 | 6 58 | 5 52 | 4 44 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 4 |
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| Spiked Crown | |||||
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Used by powerful kings as a self defense weapon. Be careful cleaning it! | ||||
| 5 54 | 5 45 | 5 52 | 6 62 | -69 0 | 5 51 | 5 53 | 6 57 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Leprechaun Hat | |||||
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Perfect for protecting thick green skulls. | ||||
| 8 75 | -62 0 | 6 57 | 7 71 | 5 52 | 7 73 | 6 62 | 7 66 |
| -3 % | 3 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 60 | 0 % | 4 |
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| Mad Raven Hat | |||||
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Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because it's "nevar" facing backwards. | ||||
| 6 62 | 7 65 | 9 85 | 7 65 | 6 60 | 5 54 | -62 0 | 7 65 |
| 15 % | -15 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Appealing 50+ | Yes | B | 1 | 60 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Meaty Sombrero | |||||
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A pleasant mother's day hat, made with love, from her babies. | ||||
| 7 71 | 7 74 | 8 78 | 9 89 | 7 68 | -80 0 | 7 65 | 7 68 |
| 8 % | -8 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 70 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Bloody Nightcap | |||||
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And the children were nestled, all snug in their beds, never expecting Santa to come for their heads. | ||||
| 9 86 | -74 0 | 9 91 | 9 85 | 8 76 | 8 79 | 8 79 | 10 98 |
| 4 % | -4 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 3 |
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