| Tower | |||||
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A large, sturdy and extremely difficult to maneuver shield. | ||||
| 1 14 | 1 10 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 8 | -13 0 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 10 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Skulryk | |||||
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A gremlin created these from the skulls of thousands of shamans he decapitated single-handedly. | ||||
| 1 10 | 1 8 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 14 | 1 13 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 10 % | -10 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 6 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 17 |
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| Guardian | |||||
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A poorly made shield often used in plays. | ||||
| -9 0 | 1 10 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 14 | 1 12 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 12 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 18 |
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| Glass Shield | |||||
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A shield made of decorated glass, powerful against magic but easily shattered. | ||||
| -6 0 | 2 15 | 1 8 | 1 11 | 0 4 | 1 10 | 1 7 | 1 7 |
| 5 % | 5 % | 5 % | 5 % | 5 % | 5 % | 0 | 1 % |
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Alright 30+ | Yes | B | 1 | 1 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Aegis | |||||
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A gaudy shield, blessed by the power of a Pumpkin Head in training. | ||||
| 2 24 | 2 21 | 0 0 | 0 0 | -23 0 | 3 27 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| -3 % | -3 % | -3 % | -3 % | 15 % | -3 % | 0 | 10 % |
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Appealing 50+ | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 0 % | 15 |
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| Protector | |||||
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Having been robbed from the grave of an ancient knight, it had already fallen into disrepair from age. | ||||
| 3 29 | 2 17 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 18 | 3 31 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 18 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 0 % | 22 |
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| The Smoking Mirror | |||||
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Stolen from an Aztec god, This mirror has bad breath and yellow teeth, but still deflects those pesky lasers. | ||||
| -17 0 | 1 10 | 3 27 | 2 23 | 1 9 | 2 21 | 2 17 | 2 19 |
| -2 % | 2 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 16 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 10 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Frozen Shield | |||||
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A cold, slippery shield, that is incredibly difficult to hold onto. | ||||
| -29 0 | 5 45 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 26 | 5 45 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | -10 % | 10 % | 0 | 15 % |
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Alright 30+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Mammon | |||||
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A greedy man's best friend that guards against beggars. | ||||
| 4 37 | 3 34 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 39 | 4 35 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 2 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 8 |
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| Air Shield | |||||
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Light as air and about as protective. | ||||
| 3 32 | 2 24 | 3 31 | 3 29 | -27 0 | 2 24 | 3 27 | 2 24 |
| 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 14 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 20 | 0 % | 1 |
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| Rose Shield | |||||
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A thorny rose attached to a small shield, users should be careful not to prick themselves! | ||||
| 5 52 | 5 46 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 42 | 6 55 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 5 % | -5 % | 0 | 18 % |
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Stylish 70+ | No | B | 5000 | 30 | 2 % | 16 |
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| The Holy Babble | |||||
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A book filled with nonsense that not only protects against attacks, but also common sense. | ||||
| 3 33 | 3 26 | 4 42 | 4 36 | 4 36 | -47 0 | 3 33 | 4 40 |
| -8 % | 8 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 21 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 30 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Solomon's Seal | |||||
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A mystical object, containing the tortured souls of demons just waiting to rip your heart out! | ||||
| -64 0 | 6 56 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 6 64 | 6 61 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 4 % | -4 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 18 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 0 % | 8 |
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| Infected Mushroom | |||||
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Careful, you might go insane if you use it. | ||||
| 4 42 | 5 51 | 4 37 | 5 54 | 5 47 | -49 0 | 5 45 | 4 43 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 7 % | -7 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 19 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 40 | 0 % | 3 |
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| Dragon's Head | |||||
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This decapitated head was used to guard its owner's treasure, so stands by reason it'll guard you too. | ||||
| 8 79 | 7 69 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 7 70 | 8 77 | 0 0 | 0 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 % | -3 % | 0 | 21 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 10000 | 50 | 0 % | 3 |
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| Candy Shield | |||||
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Deflects all chocolate sauce attacks. | ||||
| 6 59 | 6 56 | 5 52 | -46 0 | 5 50 | 6 61 | 6 61 | 6 58 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 24 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 20 |
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| Giant's Shield | |||||
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Good luck lifting it. | ||||
| 6 58 | 6 60 | 6 55 | -59 0 | 6 61 | 5 54 | 6 55 | 4 41 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 10 % | -10 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 6 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 32 |
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| Short Circuit | |||||
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A shield whose front sparks with broken wires and old batteries. Sometimes can overload to cause massive trauma to the target. | ||||
| 6 64 | 6 59 | 7 70 | 6 62 | 7 68 | 7 73 | 6 61 | -61 0 |
| -15 % | 15 % | -5 % | 5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 30 % |
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Alright 30+ | Yes | B | 1 | 60 | 0 % | 15 |
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| Gingerbread Shield | |||||
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The trick is to bake it extra long for that great smell, and rock like texture. | ||||
| 7 74 | 9 89 | -94 0 | 6 64 | 9 94 | 9 89 | 9 92 | 7 72 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 27 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 13 |
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| Irish Targe | |||||
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A type of shield used by the Highlanders several centuries ago. | ||||
| 9 94 | 7 74 | 8 80 | 8 82 | -88 0 | 8 84 | 9 89 | 8 77 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 25 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Teether | |||||
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It got sick of nasty gums nibbling at it, and decided to do some nibbling of its own. | ||||
| -77 0 | 10 100 | 7 67 | 9 93 | 8 83 | 7 71 | 7 74 | 10 103 |
| 5 % | -5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 | 27 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 14 |
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