| Satyr Rod | |||||
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A satyr's head was glued onto an ordinary staff to create this. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 3 29 | 3 26 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 15 | 2 20 |
| 5 % | -5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 12 |
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| Oak Staff | |||||
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A red gem holding the soul of a cursed child rests at the end of this rod. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 2 24 | 2 22 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 1 14 | -30 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 % | -4 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 250 | 1 | 0 % | 8 |
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| Gold Scepter | |||||
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A scepter made of pure gold, worthless as a weapon but can fetch a high price. | ||||
| 2 22 | 2 16 | 2 21 | 2 15 | 2 17 | 1 12 | 2 15 | -17 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Average 40+ | Yes | B | 5000 | 1 | 0 % | 4 |
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| Crystal Staff | |||||
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A staff made out of beautiful, but fake, crystals. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 48 | 6 56 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 4 40 | 5 46 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 0 % | 17 |
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| Branch | |||||
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Once an ordinary wooden cane that was kissed by an earth spirit. It has been growing leaves ever since. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 54 | 5 45 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 5 50 | 4 41 |
| 0 % | 0 % | -3 % | 3 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 1250 | 10 | 0 % | 9 |
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| Memory Stick | |||||
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You'll still most likely forget all about it later. | ||||
| 5 45 | -27 0 | 3 32 | 4 40 | 3 34 | 4 44 | 3 31 | 3 32 |
| 1 % | 1 % | 1 % | 1 % | 1 % | 1 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 10 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Witch's Broom | |||||
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A strange broom that has been painted with magical symbols by a small troll. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 7 72 | 7 73 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 8 77 | 7 68 |
| 3 % | -3 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Wind Spinner | |||||
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A staff filled with the spiritual energy of a powerful sylph. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 7 73 | 8 80 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 7 71 | 7 66 |
| 0 % | 0 % | -8 % | 8 % | 0 % | 0 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 2500 | 20 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Tiki Staff | |||||
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Not only is it perfect for a nightly island jam, it also cooks opponents with ease! | ||||
| 5 45 | 6 59 | 6 60 | 5 46 | 6 57 | -58 0 | 5 54 | 6 56 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 % | -4 % | 2 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 20 | 0 % | 6 |
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| Summoner | |||||
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A decorated staff capable of summoning ancient demons. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 8 82 | 11 109 | 0 0 | 0 0 | -94 0 | 11 105 |
| -2 % | -2 % | -2 % | 2 % | 2 % | 2 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 5000 | 30 | 0 % | 14 |
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| Staff Infection | |||||
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A staff covered in a nasty infection. Wash your hands thoroughly after use. | ||||
| -75 0 | 8 75 | 7 66 | 7 68 | 9 91 | 8 78 | 6 58 | 7 74 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 30 | 0 % | 9 |
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| Walking Stick | |||||
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Boring looking, but great for whackin' whippersnappers just the same. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 14 139 | 11 111 | 0 0 | 0 0 | -113 0 | 13 127 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Hideous | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Hope | |||||
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This weapon denies them any. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | -116 0 | 12 124 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 13 128 | 12 122 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 7500 | 40 | 0 % | 3 |
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| Stop Sign | |||||
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Great for stopping traffic, pedestrians, and life! | ||||
| 8 80 | 9 86 | -91 0 | 10 97 | 10 95 | 10 97 | 11 107 | 8 82 |
| 6 % | -6 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 3 % |
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Hideous | Yes | B | 1 | 40 | 0 % | 16 |
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| Night Mace | |||||
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Good luck trying to see it in the dark... | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 17 166 | 14 141 | 0 0 | 0 0 | -129 0 | 15 154 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | No | B | 10000 | 50 | 0 % | 25 |
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| Honey Comb | |||||
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Beware, it encourages attacks from hungry bears. | ||||
| 0 0 | 0 0 | 15 150 | 13 128 | 0 0 | 0 0 | 17 172 | -140 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | No | B | 10000 | 50 | 0 % | 17 |
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| Turnip Staff | |||||
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Originally turnips were used instead of pumpkins. It is filled with authentic pagan power. | ||||
| 11 106 | 12 116 | 10 99 | 10 101 | 12 122 | 11 113 | 13 125 | -103 0 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 10 % | -10 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 17 |
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| Musashi's Oar | |||||
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A lot like the one he beat Kojiro to death with. | ||||
| -122 0 | 12 120 | 11 112 | 11 112 | 11 109 | 10 96 | 10 103 | 11 111 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 50 | 0 % | 5 |
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| Shillelagh | |||||
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An Irish fighting stick, great for smacking the wee leprechauns! | ||||
| 13 133 | 13 133 | 12 116 | 14 143 | -124 0 | 14 144 | 12 115 | 13 127 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 3 | 0 % |
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Awful 20+ | Yes | B | 1 | 60 | 0 % | 15 |
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| North Pole | |||||
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An iconic pole that was stolen from Santa Claus' back yard. | ||||
| 17 171 | 17 167 | 16 155 | 16 164 | 17 166 | 17 166 | -174 0 | 17 172 |
| 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | -8 % | 8 % | 5 | 0 % |
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Alright 30+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 10 |
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| Baby Thumper | |||||
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Spare the rod, spoil the child! | ||||
| 16 157 | 17 166 | -145 0 | 19 191 | 17 165 | 18 181 | 18 181 | 15 149 |
| 5 % | -5 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 0 % | 4 | 0 % |
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Horrible 10+ | Yes | B | 1 | 80 | 0 % | 9 |
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